Anyone who hates children...
...and animals can't be all bad.
Diesen Spruch kannte und mochte ich bereits seit Jahrzehnten, woher er stammt wußte ich jedoch nicht.
Der Erzeuger dieses -wie vieler anderer mindestens ebenso launiger Sprüche- war meiner Aufmerksamkeit bisher entgangen.
Wie ich feststellen muß, ein schweres Versäumnis.
W.C. Fields hieß der gute Mann über den die deutsche Wikipedia zu berichten weiß:
Fields spielte trinkfeste, missgünstige, schlecht gelaunte Männer, die unter anderem Frauen, Kinder, Hunde und Bankiers leidenschaftlich hassen. :-D
Klingt, wie ich finde, sehr vielversprechend und seine Zitate sind richtig fein.
Ein paar davon habe ich aus den Tiefen des Internets zusammengeräubert.
Was zum Thema Whisky
Always carry a flagon of Whisky in case of a snakebite, and, furthermore, always carry a small snake.
... mehr zum Whisky
We frequntly hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whisky.
... abschließend zum Whisky
Anybody who loves whiskey can't be all bad.
Allgemeines zum Trinken
Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Was zum Thema Vorurteil
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Hier einer über Pferde
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Etwas über Frauen
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Etwas übers Kochen
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
In Anlehnung an Bettina Wegner :-D
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Ein bulgarisches Problem?
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
Was für den Belgier in uns
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Was nettes zum Thema Hochzeit
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
Weiser Ratschlag an Männer
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
7 Bier sind auch ein Schnitzel
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
und noch eine Erkenntnis über Wasser
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Alle Zitate stammen von W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
Diesen Spruch kannte und mochte ich bereits seit Jahrzehnten, woher er stammt wußte ich jedoch nicht.
Der Erzeuger dieses -wie vieler anderer mindestens ebenso launiger Sprüche- war meiner Aufmerksamkeit bisher entgangen.
Wie ich feststellen muß, ein schweres Versäumnis.
W.C. Fields hieß der gute Mann über den die deutsche Wikipedia zu berichten weiß:
Fields spielte trinkfeste, missgünstige, schlecht gelaunte Männer, die unter anderem Frauen, Kinder, Hunde und Bankiers leidenschaftlich hassen. :-D
Klingt, wie ich finde, sehr vielversprechend und seine Zitate sind richtig fein.
Ein paar davon habe ich aus den Tiefen des Internets zusammengeräubert.
Was zum Thema Whisky
Always carry a flagon of Whisky in case of a snakebite, and, furthermore, always carry a small snake.
... mehr zum Whisky
We frequntly hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whisky.
... abschließend zum Whisky
Anybody who loves whiskey can't be all bad.
Allgemeines zum Trinken
Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Was zum Thema Vorurteil
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Hier einer über Pferde
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Etwas über Frauen
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Etwas übers Kochen
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
In Anlehnung an Bettina Wegner :-D
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Ein bulgarisches Problem?
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
Was für den Belgier in uns
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Was nettes zum Thema Hochzeit
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
Weiser Ratschlag an Männer
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
7 Bier sind auch ein Schnitzel
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
und noch eine Erkenntnis über Wasser
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Alle Zitate stammen von W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
bloedbabbler - 20. Apr, 18:12